WHEN YOU’RE SO STRESSED OUT AND YOU JUST WANNA
when you accidently read a spoiler
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things.
the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
im gonna cry.